Agility people

... have messy houses yet their kennels are spotless.

… think everyone has dog crates in their living room.

… have kids who know more about ‘birds & the bees’ when they’re five than most people know when they’re 40.

… will drive 400 miles, spend £ 100 on diesel, £ 150 on hotel and £ 50 on meals to bring home a 50p ribbon.

... have kids who regard ‘bitch’ as just another household word.

… get up at 6 am to walk dogs, can be at ringside 200 miles away by 9.00 am but have trouble getting to work on time.

… never miss a closing date for entries but pay the credits card bill 10 days late.

… use dog food bags for rubbish and rubbish bins for dog food.

… have parents who think they’ve lost their minds.

… have dog friends who think they are terrific.

… keep eating even after finding a dog hair in their pasta.

… will usually give up the £ 100,000 home in the town for a shack in ten acres so they can have £ 100,000 kennels.

… only visit relatives if there is a dog show nearby.

… are barking mad.